The Birth of J.D.

We weren't ready.  We knew we weren't ready.  There were chores we should have taken care of to prepare for the birth, but we had procrastinated.  See, we expected our son to arrive late, rather than early (albeit only three days early).  Not only that, but M had an appointment with her doctor the following afternoon, so she could hardly be in "real labor."  This is not to say we weren't ready to meet our son; but we weren't prepared to face the unknown journey of the labor and delivery, even armed (as we were) with the information and confidence we had gained from our Bradley class.  Fortunately, it turns out that if God is ready, you don't necessarily have to be.

At about noon on Sunday, M told me that she might be having a contraction.  She described it as something "poking on her bladder."  I immediately felt a rush of excitement, mixed with not a little fear.  However, I calmed myself with the thought that it was probably just false labor.  We had heard lots of stories of first-time parents who turned the world upside down at the first hint of a contraction, and then wound up having the baby a week later after three more false labors.  I was determined not to be one of those parents.  Of course, I forgot the stories we had heard of first-time moms who experienced no false labor, and who gave birth very quickly after the onset of contractions -- and some of those came from couples in our Bradley class!  In retrospect, I might have done well to recall those stories.  What I did was relay to M my belief that it was probably false labor.  She agreed, and we both went on with our day.

The contractions didn't stop, despite the fact that M was fairly active all day.  By nine o'clock Sunday evening, they were occurring every fifteen to twenty minutes, and had grown in intensity.  M was still managing the contractions very well using relaxation techniques she had practiced.  At this point, we called our homebirth midwife (whom we will refer to as "D") to give her a heads-up.  She had told us previously that while she would not rush over to our house, she would like to know if labor might be imminent so that she could shift her schedule around as needed.  When we got her on the phone, she agreed that it was too early to tell if this was real labor, but to keep her posted.

We went to bed.  I slept.  Unfortunately, M discovered that while she was able to drop off between contractions (she generally falls asleep very quickly), the pain was much worse if it awakened her than if she was already awake and focused on relaxing.  So, she went into the other room, watched TV, and labored on the birthing ball.  I certainly appreciated the opportunity to get a few hours of sleep.  (In fact, I don't think I have gotten that much continuous sleep from then til now.)

I awoke shortly after four in the morning to the sound of the shower.  M told me she had been up all night with the contractions.  At this point, it began to sink into my thick skull that this was it.  I started to do my best imitation of a Bradley coach, timing the contractions, supplying M with food and drink, and pumping and filling the inflatable pool we had purchased to aid M in labor.  It was more exertion than I was prepared for (Did I mention that we weren't ready?), but I managed to set up the pool.

The contractions were coming every four to six minutes at this point.  M got into the pool, which enabled her to get comfortable (relatively speaking) and relax during and between the contractions.  She was tired, but still fairly talkative at times.  I was able to set up the video camera and get some footage of her laboring in the pool.  (Nothing exciting, but might be suitable for the archives one day.)  We called D at some point during this period and gave her an update.  She said she thought we were doing fine, and to keep her posted.  She made the offer to come over to the house, which we declined.

At this point, I must break away from the story to say something about D.  She made it clear from the outset that her presence at our house was entirely our decision.  She would make recommendations about when she thought she should be there, but we could override them at any time.  If we wanted her there, she was there, and that was the end of the matter.  So, D's presence and absence during the labor was our call.  My reason for bringing this up will become clear as the tale unfolds.

M continued laboring in the pool until the late morning, when she asked me to call D and get her to come to the house.  M wanted an exam to check on her progress.  D arrived to a talkative M and told us right away that it was very rare for a laboring mom who was dilated more than five to six centimeters to be able to communicate this well.  She then performed the exam and reported the news: eighty percent effaced, minus one station, but only three centimeters dilated.  M had been having contractions for about twenty-four hours at this point, so she was disappointed that she had not progressed further.  D told us that if she showed up at the hospital in this condition, they would have sent her home.  Consequently, she recommended that she head home herself.  She said that the only reason she would stay would be to help M relax through the contractions, but M was already doing a terrific job.  We agreed, D left, and we set in for the long haul.

Or so we thought.

Very soon after D left, M's labor picked up.  The contractions increased in intensity, which we had expected; but they also changed, expanding to different areas of her pelvis. (Birthing coaches take note: This is an important sign. Miss it at your peril.)  We noticed some bloody show, so we called D, who reassured us that the amount we were seeing did not pose a problem.  ("Want me to come back over?" "No, we're fine for now.")  M found that she could no longer labor in the tub, and that the only location that offered any relief from the painful contractions was the toilet.  She was having a much harder time managing them, finding it impossible to relax and breathe during the most intense portions.

We went on this way for nearly three hours.  M became less communicative, but she still managed to talk a bit between and, in some cases, during the contractions.  I took this to mean that we had not yet gotten close to the transition stage.  Also, though the frequency of the contractions had increased, they still weren't "right on top of each other," as M still had a minute or two between contractions.  We spoke to D once or twice more during this period, but we again declined her offer to return to the house.

At this point, things got very interesting very quickly.  We heard a pop, and we realized that M's water had broken.  We also noticed a bit more blood, some of which had come down her leg.  I got D on the phone to inform her, and (finally) to get her back over to the house.  Right about this point, M reported in a very frightened voice that she "felt something down there, and it didn't feel like hair."  She thought maybe it was his little bottom.  I was afraid of a prolapsed cord.  I reported this to D, who was just beginning her trek back to our house.  Before she could respond, M reported a burning, splitting sensation in the area of her urethra.  She moved the skin in that area aside, and out popped our son's head!

My reaction was mixed: Relief (oh good, it's not the cord), surprise (he's not supposed to be here yet), terror (Holy God in Heaven, I'm going to have to deliver this baby).  Once the reality of the situation hit me, it seemed that there were two courses open to me: panic, or set about getting this thing done.  I chose both.  Having D on the phone was quite a comfort for both of us, but it wasn't much compared to what we were facing.  I can't remember if I said a prayer at this point.  I hope I did, but in retrospect, it seems clear that God was there.

The first thing D told me to do was to get M off the toilet and onto the bed.  We hadn't prepared the bed to make it goop-proof (I think I mentioned that we weren't ready), so I improvised.  I stripped the coverings off a large portion of the mattress and put a big pad down.  Then came the task of getting M to cross the short distance to the bed.  Bear in mind that the head was already delivered.  When I told her what we were about to do, M exclaimed, "I can't!"  D heard her and said, "Tell her she can."  I think I said, "D says you can."  She could, and did, make it to the bed.  Getting her into a reclining position was tricky given her condition, and I don't remember how we managed it exactly, but we did that, too.

At this point, D said to me, "Now, we're going to take it easy on the next contraction."  My response was, "No we're not. We're going to have a baby," because at that moment, the contraction hit, and our son slooshed out onto the pad.  (I confess that I did not have my hands there ready to catch him.  Fortunately, he didn't have far to fall.)  I had the presence of mind to pick him up and put him on M's chest.  One of the benefits of natural childbirth is that the baby comes out squirming and squawking, and J.D. was no exception.  I held the phone up to him so that D could hear, and she reported that he sounded great.

Thank you, God.  We did it.  He's here.

I'm a little fuzzy on just what transpired in the next few minutes.  At some point, D and I hung up.  I remember that M wanted to hear "You Are Good," a favorite worship song of ours, so I set up the computer to play it.  I remember raising my hands towards Heaven and praying a prayer of thanks.  I must have snapped a couple of stills, because I have the pictures, and I was the only one there who could have done it.

M tells me that I prayed that I would not have to deliver the placenta.  I was hoping D would arrive before it did.  She didn't.  What happened was, M reported that she had to urinate.  I recall saying, "No, you don't," rather sternly.  But her sensation turned out to be another contraction, followed by another sloosh, followed by the afterbirth.  The pad had contained the birth fairly well, but it was no match for the biological deluge that arrived after it.  I won't go into too many details; let's just say that the bed was inadequately protected, and the floor wasn't protected at all.  Yecch.

About this point, D arrived, surveyed the situation, and declared that we had done well.  Mom and baby were fine.


In retrospect, it's easy to blame D for not being there on time, but the events that transpired were far from clearcut.  For one thing, M went from three centimeters to how-do-you-do in about three hours.  For a first-time mom, this is all but unheard of.  Also, there were signs we were waiting for, like M losing the ability to communicate, that never happened (or at least, not in a manner that I was able to recognize).  I never observed anything that I could identify as the "transition" phase of labor, though clearly it transpired.  Perhaps most significantly, I never heard M report an overwhelming urge to push.  Her body pushed the baby out (no question about that), but she never consciously aided it.  (I wonder now how much easier it might have been if she had pushed with those later contractions.)  I said earlier that M was "communicating," but I think I mistook "talking" for actual communication.  She was never irrational or crazy (yet another sign that never manifested), but she wasn't able to tell me everything that was going on.  When all is said and done, the only rational person present at the labor was me, so the decisions that were made were mostly mine.  I goofed.  Thank God for His grace and blessing, because it all worked out OK.

Another benefit of natural childbirth is that mom generally feels great after the delivery.  M was alert, chatting, and making phone calls to friends and family.  Thus began the telling of the story of our son's birth, which is considerably less stressful than the experience itself.  I shudder when I consider all the things that could have gone wrong (it's a long list), but none did.  We were in no way ready to face what happened, but we didn't have to do it alone.  Thankfully, the Lord was ready, so we didn't have to be.